Come quietly or there will be... TROUBLE

So the long-rumoured remake/reboot is gearing up again, this time with The Killing's Joel Kinnaman in the title role. I was hugely excited for a time when Darren Aronofsky was attached as director - that conjured up all kinds of cerebral sci-fi weirdness in my head anyway, but alas that time has passed. Still, it could be great.

Will it ever live up to Verhoeven's original though? Well, that's a different matter. And Dick? You're fired!

Ooh, guns guns guns!

Another wee commission, this time for old friend Anne Kelly. Clarence 'bitches leave' Boddicker - what a request!